They keep saying that sea levels are rising an all this. It’s nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it’s because there’s too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.
Karl Pilkington

Spent the day filming with Karl. 
It was meant to be for a little online feature for AOL but we ended up talking for about 2 hours. One of the funniest things we’ve done. Even Karl was laughing all the time which is fucking rare. Science Channel might use some of the stuff on air. 

He came up with some proper news classics. A lovely new word, an anecdote about a bloke who looked into his family tree and found out he was related to God, and a piece of role playing where I literally couldn’t breathe. We then did a photo shoot in a medical warehouse. Amazing. Karl was in such a great mood and up for everything. I couldn’t annoy him. I tried but he enjoyed it. Either he’s happier or I’m less annoying. Either way it could mean the end of both our careers. 

Steve: ... I was wondering how Karl would interpret this famous saying. The quote is "If a lion could talk, we could not understand him".
Karl: Even if he's English?