February 2012
19 posts
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Karl: If you shave a tiger's head...
Ricky: ...you've gotta treat that sentence with a lot more reverence than you did, think what you're saying, if you shave a tiger's head.
Karl: Not just it's head, it's whole body.
Ricky: Oh, sorry, I thought you were, I thought you were getting weird, go on, if you shave a tiger, yeah go on.
Feb 29th
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Ricky: How old are you?
Karl: ...29.
Ricky: So you were just coming out of your teens---
Karl: I'm a Virgo.
Ricky: ... No, no, that... No.
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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“You never see a black ghost.”
– Karl Pilkington
Feb 26th
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 14th
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Listen Chimpanzee that Monkey News
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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January 2012
36 posts
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“They keep saying that sea levels are rising an all this. It’s nowt to do...”
– Karl Pilkington
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Spent the day filming with Karl.  It was meant to be for a little online feature for AOL but we ended up talking for about 2 hours. One of the funniest things we’ve done. Even Karl was laughing all the time which is fucking rare. Science Channel might use some of the stuff on air.  He came up with some proper news classics. A lovely new word, an anecdote about a bloke who looked into his...
Jan 29th
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Jan 22nd
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Steve: ... I was wondering how Karl would interpret this famous saying. The quote is "If a lion could talk, we could not understand him".
Karl: Even if he's English?
Jan 20th
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“To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don’t need any spoiling or looking after. When...”
– Karl Pilkington
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 11th
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monkeynews asked: Hello! I've recently started a blog over at wernhamhogg(.)tumblr(.)com for screencaps and gifs of The Office. Any support would be hugely appreciated!
Jan 11th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Ricky Gervais tells Matt Lauer no restrictions at... →
Ricky Gervais swore he’d never host the Golden Globes again, but on Jan. 15, he’ll be back at it for a third time. The comedian tells TODAY’s Matt Lauer that he only agreed to it the first time because he “thought it’d be fun,” but now it’s evolved into a challenge to get the hosting gig right.
Jan 6th
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