A hairdresser once said to me, “You’ve got the hair of a Chinaman.
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They keep saying that sea levels are rising an all this. It’s nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it’s because there’s too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.
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To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don’t need any spoiling or looking after. When I had them as a kid, we’d go off on holiday, we’d leave them. They’re natural sort of wild animals who can look after themselves. We’d go away, two or three weeks sometimes in the summer, we’d come back home and the cat would be there. Sometime it’d have lost an eye because it’d be in a battle with a bird or something, but it’d survived.
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